A Wolf in Mom's Clothing
"What?"
"Kninkles," she repeated. "Knee wrinkles."
"They really have a name for that?"
"Sure. It's a thing."
"I don't know why my dermatologist didn't tell me about this," I said.
"Well, it's a Hollywood thing," she said. "Don't worry. You can get treatment for that."
I shuddered to think how they could remove my knee wrinkles with anything other than a clothes iron.
"You're the same age as me. Do you have kninkles?"
"No. I have cankles."
"Is that a Hollywood thing too?"
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