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Putting the Veggies in Vegetti

: Tracy Beckerman on

"What's for dinner tonight?" my husband asked, inhaling deeply as he lifted the top off a simmering pot of tomato sauce.

I shooed him away.

"We're having spaghetti marinara," I said.

"Cool," he said. "But I thought we were eating gluten-free?"

"We are," I assured him.

"But pasta isn't gluten-free."

 

"It's not actually spaghetti. It's vegetti."

"Vegetti?"

"Yeah. It's fake spaghetti made from vegetables."

He made a face only his mother could love and then backed away from the stove top as though I had said I was boiling slugs for dinner.

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