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Jokes

Gambling

on Dec 1, 2014

Published in Jokes

When I go to casinos, the most ridiculous sign I see is the one that says..."If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800- GAMBLER."

So, I call them and say, "I have an ace and a six. The dealer has a seven. What do I do?"

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