Jimmy takes suggestions from the audience, including one asking Jimmy to share the year's hottest Halloween costumes.

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.

"Why do we have to learn this stuff?" one young man blurted out.

"To save lives," the ...Read More

What's the first thing that a wizard does in the morning?
He wakes up!

What do you call a wizard who's black and blue all over?
Bruce!

Why do witches wear pointy black hats?
To keep their heads warm!

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Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee
Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

Doctor these pills you gave me for BO...
What's ...Read More

Many hundreds of years ago in a small Italian town, a merchant had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to the moneylender. The moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the merchant's beautiful daughter so he ...Read More

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day ...Read More