Tom Hanks talks about trying to start a cheer at his first baseball game and the baseball teams he feels indifferent about before asking a Magic 8 ball if there will be a Game 6 in the World Series between the Yankees and ...Read More

Jimmy takes suggestions from the audience, including one asking Jimmy to share the year's hottest Halloween costumes.

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.

"Why do we have to learn this stuff?" one young man blurted out.

"To save lives," the ...Read More

What's the first thing that a wizard does in the morning?
He wakes up!

What do you call a wizard who's black and blue all over?
Bruce!

Why do witches wear pointy black hats?
To keep their heads warm!

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Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee
Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

Doctor these pills you gave me for BO...
What's ...Read More

Many hundreds of years ago in a small Italian town, a merchant had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to the moneylender. The moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the merchant's beautiful daughter so he ...Read More