10 Features of The Company Car
Published in Jokes
-- Accelerates at a phenomenal rate.
-- Has a much shorter braking distance than the private car.
-- Can take speed humps at twice the speed of private cars.
-- The battery, radiator water, oil and tires never have to be checked.
-- It can be driven up to 60 miles with the oil warning light flashing.
-- It needs cleaning less often than private cars.
-- The suspension is reinforced to allow for the weekend loads of bricks, concrete slabs and other building material.
-- Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by turning up the radio.
-- It needs no security system and may be left anywhere, unlocked and with the keys in the ignition.
-- It is especially sand and waterproof for barbeques and fishing expeditions on remote beaches.
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