ArcaMax

Do you require in-the-flesh adult contact (the UPS man does not count)? (for 1 points)

• A) Yes
• B) No

Do you like to stay in your pj's all morning? (for 1 points)

• A) Yes
• B) No

Do you oppose your children watching an occasional episode of Sponge Bob while you have a teleconference? (for 1 points)

• A) Yes
• B) No

Are you coherent at midnight when the house is finally quiet? (for 1 points)

• A) Yes
• B) No

How important is watching your kid ride his bike for the very first time because you can see your driveway from your home office window? (for 4 points)

• A) Not at all
• B) Not very
• C) Somewhat
• D) Very
• E) Are you kidding? Where do I sign up?