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A Story of Creation

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In the beginning, God created heaven and earth.

Shortly thereafter God was in receipt of a notice to show cause why he shouldn't be cited for failure to file an environmental impact statement. He was granted a temporary planning permit for the project, but was stymied by a Cease and Desist Order for the earthly part.

At the hearing, God was ...Read more

Trump Wants to Shoot Down Mysterious Drones, Bannon Floats Third Term for Trump: A Closer Look

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Seth takes a closer look at Trump saying the mysterious drones spotted over the East Coast should be shot down, before a press conference where he claimed that "the government knows what's going on," while refusing to give any answers.

Gallbladder Surgery - SNL

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A gallbladder surgery goes off the rails when a nurse (Sarah Sherman) makes a fatal mistake.

Kelsey Grammer On Playing Sideshow Bob On "The Simpsons" | CONAN on TBS

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Kelsey explains how the homicidal maniac also ended up a songster.

Colbert's Dancing Breaks The Internet | NJ's Ominous Sky Visitors | Your Air Fryer Is Listening

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Stephen went viral after dancing with Oprah at Gayle King's surprise party, people across the Northeast want answers about the swarms of drones appearing in the night sky, and China may be tracking us through our air fryers.

Guillermo Spices Up a Holiday Party - Sponsored by Ménage à Trois Wines

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Office holiday parties can be pretty dull. This year, why not spice them up with some holiday magic courtesy of our own holiday fantasy Guillermo.

Fred Armisen Says Wednesday Is Biggest Thing He's Done, Performs Live Drum Solo (Extended)

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Fred Armisen talks about dedicating himself to his role as Uncle Fester in Netflix's Wednesday and making his Broadway debut in All In: Comedy About Love with John Mulaney before breaking down how drum solos work.

It's Raining, It's Pouring

Humor / Tracy Beckerman /

"Is it still spitting out there?" I asked my husband as he walked in the door. It was dark and gray outside and was forecast to rain all day, but I couldn't tell if it was actually raining at that moment or not.

He shook out his umbrella and dropped it on the floor.

"I don't like the word 'spitting,'" he said.

I thought for a moment.

"How ...Read more

If Life Were Like A Computer:

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- You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.

- You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!

- You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.

- You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.

- You could click on “find” (Ctrl, F) to recover your ...Read more

Lazy

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My son is so lazy he won’t empty the trash in the computer recycle bin!

Shoe Repair

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Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over eleven years old. They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might have forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade ago.

"Do you think the shoes will still...Read more

Internetaholics Anonymous

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Your name was given to us by a spouse or family member who is concerned about your internet addiction. At Internetaholics Anonymous, we can help.

Yes, you--we're talking to you. You, looking at this screen for hours on end, online. You, bleary eyed. You, an addict. Have you looked in the mirror lately? Been outside? Know what day of the week it...Read more

Small Town Justice

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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer," the man said, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet!!!" snapped the officer. "...or I'm going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back."

"But officer, I just wanted to say...."

"And I said KEEP QUIET! You're going to jail!" A few ...Read more

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Jerry Zezima: Some like it cold

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When you get to be a certain age — in my case, old — you tend to run hot and cold, which not only is true but also rhymes.

The reason is that no matter what the temperature is inside or outside, it’s either too hot or too cold.

That is why my wife, Sue, called a technician named Joe to come over and fix the upstairs thermostat, which had...Read more

The Anti-Holiday Rom-Com We Deserve After Surviving 2024 | The Daily Show

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The Daily Show Movie Network presents "A Very 2024 Christmas," a holiday rom-com for anyone too jaded from the election year to fall in love with the handsome widower in Smalltownsville this Christmas.

Elton John Answers Rapid-Fire Questions About His Most Perfect Song and More | Fallon Flashback

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Elton John talks about pulling double duty as host and musical guest on Saturday Night Live and the time Leon Russell introduced him to Bob Dylan before answering rapid-fire questions about his music.

David Letterman to Stephen Colbert: “You Make It Look Very Easy”

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Stephen Colbert gets the honor of welcoming his predecessor David Letterman back to the Ed Sullivan Theater for the first time since hosting his final episode of the Late Show in 2015. Watch as Dave points out some key things that have changed since his time behind the desk, and stick around for more with the legendary David Letterman!

Billy Crystal Secretly Met with a U.S. Ambassador Before His Midnight Train to Moscow Shows

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Billy Crystal talks about being cut right before the very first Saturday Night Live, finding relatives he didn't know about while traveling for Midnight Train to Moscow and learning Russian for his stand-up performance.

Airline Announcements | George Carlin | Jammin' In New York (1992)

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Stand-up comedian George Carlin points out the absurdities in a topic we all can relate to: airline announcements. From the elaborate instructions on how to use a seatbelt to whether you should get in or on the plane, nothing escapes his comedic observation.

Office Christmas Party Extravaganza - SNL

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Office workers (Chris Rock, Mikey Day, Michael Longfellow, Heidi Gardner, James Austin Johnson, Marcello Hernández, Emil Wakim, Jane Wickline, Ashley Padilla) attend their annual work Christmas party.

 

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