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Women's Quote / March 13, 2025

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."

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Women's Quote / March 12, 2025

The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year --- everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.

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Women's Quote / March 11, 2025

Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may never expect, in a way that resounds so deeply within you that you cannot believe it.

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Women's Quote / March 10, 2025

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that they just about throw up.

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Women's Quote / March 09, 2025

When you were quite a little boy, somebody ought to have said "hush" just once.

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Women's Quote / March 08, 2025

I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.