Baseball

Jokes / March 18, 2025

Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day.

Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"

Sol thinks about it for a ...Read More

The Pirate

Jokes / March 18, 2025

A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns recounting their adventures at sea. Noting the pirate's peg-leg, hook, and eye patch, the sailor asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies "...Read More

Murphy's Law - The Tech Version

Jokes / March 18, 2025

* All great discoveries are made by mistake.

* Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

* Nothing ever gets ...Read More

Signing the Declaration...

Jokes / March 18, 2025

A school teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed the Declaration of Independence?"

He said, "Darn if I know."

She was a little put out by his swearing, so she told him to go home and to bring his father ...Read More

Quick Quotes

Jokes / March 18, 2025

"Sylvester Stallone is going to make "Rocky: 6"...I believe in this one he's going to fight Angela Lansbury." --Jay Leno

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"Sound travels slowly. Sometimes the things you say when your kids are teenagers don't ...Read More

KISS The Mike Douglas show

Jokes / March 17, 2025

Original airdate: April 24, 1974