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"Sylvester Stallone is going to make "Rocky: 6"...I believe in this one he's going to fight Angela Lansbury." --Jay Leno

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"Sound travels slowly. Sometimes the things you say when your kids are teenagers don't reach them till they're in their 30s."

 

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"The whole reason you watch a TV show is because it ends. If I wanted a long, boring story with no point to it, I've got my life." --Jerry Seinfeld


 

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