What is nougat, and why is it in every candy bar?

Jokes / December 02, 2024

What is nougat, and why is it in every candy bar?

Opossum gets dragged off the field during college football game

Jokes / December 02, 2024

During the college football game between Texas Tech and TCU, an opossum was dragged off the field after the first quarter.

Speeding Woman, part 2

Jokes / December 02, 2024

... continued from above

The cop stammered, ‘A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?’

‘Well,’ she said, ‘I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then ...Read More

A Noise...

Jokes / December 02, 2024

My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.

She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"

"What's ...Read More

Sneaking In

Jokes / December 02, 2024

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how...Read More

More Cat Contemplation

Jokes / December 02, 2024

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." --Unknown

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." --Albert Schweitzer

"The cat has too much spirit to have ...Read More