Speeding Woman, part 2
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The cop stammered, ‘A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?’
‘Well,’ she said, ‘I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it’s about 6 feet wide.’
‘And just what the heck do you do with a 6 foot rectum? ‘ he asked.
‘You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge.’
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