Jimmy and Dwayne Johnson Get Into a Pillow Fight: During Commercial Break | The Tonight Show

Jokes / November 18, 2024

Jimmy talks about getting into a pillow fight with Dwayne Johnson during commercial break.

If Hogwarts Were an Inner-City School - Key & Peele

Jokes / November 18, 2024

An HBO documentary dives deep into the deplorable conditions at Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards.

What this Retired Man has to Say about Life...

Jokes / November 18, 2024

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized ...Read More

Oneliners

Jokes / November 18, 2024

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas.

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.

The most adorable bride of today will be someone's mother-in-law in the future....Read More

Tommy and Math

Jokes / November 18, 2024

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down and...Read More

Bangety Bang Bang!

Jokes / November 18, 2024

Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.

"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety...Read More