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Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down and...Read More

Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.

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