Trump Ratchets Up Rhetoric, Epstein Bombshells Dropped & Jimmy's Election Eve Closing Argument
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It’s Election Eve and the polls are all over the place, the candidates are pulling out all the campaign stops, Harrison Ford made a very powerful video in support of Vice President Harris, Trump fantasized about seeing Liz Cheney with guns in her face, we learned through bombshell audio tapes that he was Trump’s “closest friend,” Donald is ratcheting up the rhetoric, his spokesperson Stephen Cheung immediately ran to his defense, Trump ranted and raved for four minutes because he was unhappy with a microphone, Herschel Walker was back on stage to introduce his favorite candidate, Tucker Carlson confessed that he was attacked by demons in bed, JD Vance made a confusing closing pitch to voters in Wisconsin, and Jimmy makes his final closing argument going into election day.
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