If Boeing Made The Death Star

Jokes / November 05, 2024

Still better than the Acolyte... and the rest of Disney Star Wars

What Things On Your Resume Really Mean, part 4

Jokes / November 05, 2024

... continued from above

I HAVE FORMAL TRAINING: I'm a college drop-out.

I INTERACT WELL WITH CO-WORKERS: I've been accused of sexual harassment.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND CONSIDERATION: Wait! Don't throw me away!

I ...Read More

How to Get Into Heaven

Jokes / November 05, 2024

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him 'How do you expect to get into Heaven?'

The boy thought it over and said, 'Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming ...Read More

Top 10 Signs Your Presidential Candidate is Under-Qualified

Jokes / November 05, 2024

10. Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.

9. Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's character on "The West Wing".

8. His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is "That Bob Vila guy".

7. Outstanding ...Read More

The Grocery Bag Law

Jokes / November 05, 2024

The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.

Gut Buster

Jokes / November 05, 2024

A pharmacist comes back from his break and sees a man leaning against the wall, his face strained and nervous. He asks his assistant: "What's wrong with that man over there?"

"He came in looking for cough medicine," she ...Read More