... continued from above

Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control.

I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

If I want to ...Read More

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he ...Read More

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she ...Read More

On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.'

Official sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.

Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus. (translation...Read More

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a flyswatter.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

4. You burn your yard ...Read More

Trevor talks about Trump’s feud with Jimmy, what his life has been like since leaving “The Daily Show,” his enjoyment in being annoyed by real life things, people standing up on planes before the door opens, Jerry ...Read More