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Expressions For High Stress Days, part 3

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Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control.

I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.

 

The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.

Did the aliens forget to remove your probe?

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