"The Wizard of Oz" works on another level as an adult. Welcome to MsMojo, and today we’re counting down our picks for the wonderful, wizardly, and weird things about “The Wizard of Oz” that might have grabbed their ...Read More

"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity."

~ Frank Leahy

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"What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left."

~ Oscar Levant

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"It is only possible to ...Read More

"I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!"

"Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."

"Can we ...Read More

An old man was a witness in a burglary case.

The defense lawyer asked Richard, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?"

"Yes," said Richard , "I saw him plainly take the goods."

The lawyer asks Richard again, "...Read More

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.

Well pull yourself together then .

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Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.

Next please!

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me.

One at a ...Read More

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an ...Read More