... continued from above

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!"

"According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist."

"Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have."

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When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.

She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"

I replied, "Yes honey, remember Mommy...Read More

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There was a blonde girl and a blonde guy in a car.

The girl was in the passengers seat and the guy was the one driving the car.

They were on the free way when all of the sudden he felt like he needed to speed up.

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