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There was a blonde girl and a blonde guy in a car.

The girl was in the passengers seat and the guy was the one driving the car.

They were on the free way when all of the sudden he felt like he needed to speed up.

So he sped to 55 mph.. and he asked the girl, "Is there a cop behind us?" and then she looks back and says, "No there isn't."

So he kept on going then he reached 85 mph and asked the girl, "Is there a cop behind us?"

And she said, "No there still isn't."

So he figured, now that I have gone this fast I might as well go as fast as I can.

 

So he continually did.

He asked the same question, "Now is there a cop behind us?"

She turns around and finally sees the cop.

She says, "YES HE IS CATCHING UP TO US!!"

Then he said, "Well then are his lights on?!"

And she says, " yes, no, yes, no,yes..."


 

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