“How did you get down here?”

In this episode of The Muppet Show, Statler and Waldorf (Beck Bennett, Mikey Day) get into a heated argument with the venue’s bouncers (Keegan-Michael Key, Kenan Thompson).

Badu the cat is singing Blues and staying in the groove

The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

An Irishman goes to a building site for his first day of work, and a couple of Englishmen think, "Ah, we'll have some fun with him!" So they walk up and say, "Hey, Paddy, as you're new here make sure you know a joist from ...Read More

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.