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You are parked in a space clearly designated for disabled persons. Please circle the statement which best describes your handicap:

- I don't read good.

- I suffer from terminal laziness.

- I have Attention Deficit Disorder. Huh?

- My inner child was bugging me for ice cream.

- My shoes are too expensive to walk in.

 

- Wheelchair symbol? I thought it was a rocking chair!

- My religion forbids acts of common courtesy.

- I ignore OTHER laws, why not this one?

- I AM disabled... by a painfully swollen ego.


 

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