Age Quotes
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"I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type." Bob Hope
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two..." Sir Norman Wisdom
"Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late." Mike Tyson
"You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead." John Mendoza
"As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer." Robert Quillen
"People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body." Geoffrey Parfitt
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