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"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." Rodney Dangerfield

"When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason." Molly McGee

"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day." Mickey Rooney

"In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues." Helen Rowland

 

"Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that." Unknown

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." Rita Rudner


 

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