Men Quotes
Published in Jokes
"All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others." Henry Youngman
"To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'." Rita Rudner
"This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.' I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?'" Judy Tenuta
"Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks." Jean Kerr
"Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison." Tim Allen
"I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags." Gwyneth Paltrow
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