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Johnny Maths

on Jun 16, 2022

Published in Jokes

Little Johnny was going to a public school and he was doing very badly in maths. So his mother decided to put him into a Catholic school. When she got his report card at the end of the term, his marks in maths had improved tremendously.

So she asked him why. He replied "When I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business!"

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