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Burned

on Jun 16, 2022

Published in Jokes

Little Johhny strolls into school on Tuesday. The teacher stops him in the hall.

"Johnny, why weren't you in school yesterday?"

"Sorry, Miss, but my dad got burned"

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope it wasn't badly?"

"Well, they don't mess about at the crematorium, Miss!"

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