Personal Mottos, part 3

Jokes / October 24, 2024

... continued from above

One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me.

I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

I majored in liberal arts. ...Read More

Performance Reviews, part 6

Jokes / October 24, 2024

"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

"If you see two people talking and one looks bored...he's the other one."

"A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."

"A prime candidate for natural deselection." ...Read More

Performance Reviews, part 4

Jokes / October 24, 2024

... continued from above

"A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

"He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."

"He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

"I would like to go ...Read More

Performance Reviews, part 2

Jokes / October 24, 2024

"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

"This young ...Read More

Another Groaner

Jokes / October 24, 2024

How much does it cost for a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buck an ear! Aaaarrr!

Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Lesbian Dating Apps, Atlanta Fashion Week

Jokes / October 23, 2024

There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like one about a woman in Portland launching a social club for lesbians.