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Beggar and Treasury Statistician

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"Give us a copper Guv," said the beggar to the Treasury statistician when he waylaid him in Parliament square. "I haven't eaten for three days."

"Ah," said the statistician, "And how does that compare with the same period last year?"

 


 

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