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A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops.

They went round to his flat and broke the door down. They found him dead in the still running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. Apparently he'd been washing his hair.

The instructions on the bottle said:

 

- Wet hair
- Apply shampoo
- Wait 2 minutes
- Rinse
- Repeat


 

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