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Presidential Haircut

on Nov 11, 2008

Published in Jokes

Before getting a haircut the president asked his stylist Christophe, "How long will this take, how much will it cost, and how good will this look?"

Christophe replied, "Just ten minutes, cost $20, and look marvelous." An hour and fifteen minutes later, the president looked into the mirror in horror and Christophe handed him a bill for $200.

The president gasped, "You took too long, it doesn't look that great, and it's costing me ten times more than you said!"

Christophe replied, "That makes us even."

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