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One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books — the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species.

Suprised, he asked him, “Why are you reading both those books/'

 

”Well,” said the orang-utang, “I just wanted to know if I was my brother’s keeper or my keeper’s brother.”


 

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