Humor

/

Entertainment

How to Make a Puppy Pie

on

Published in Jokes

Take one puppy, roll and play until lightly pampered, then add the following ingredients.

1 cup patience
1 cup understanding
1 pinch correction
1 cup hard work
2 cups praise and 1 1/2 cups fun

Blend well.

Heat with warmth of your heart until raised or until puppy has doubled in size.

 

Mix with owner until consistency is such that owner and puppy are one.

Enjoy!


 

Comments

blog comments powered by Disqus

 

Related Channels

Jase Graves

Jase Graves

By Jase Graves
Stephanie Hayes

Stephanie Hayes

By Stephanie Hayes
Tracy Beckerman

Tracy Beckerman

By Tracy Beckerman

Comics

Andy Marlette Free Range Mother Goose & Grimm Adam Zyglis Rose is Rose Crabgrass