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What Sound

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A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.

"Davey, what sound does a cow make?"
Davey replied, "It goes 'moo'."

"Alice, what sound does a cat make?"
Alice said, "It goes 'meow'."

"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?"
Jamie said, "It goes '...Read more

A Norwegian and a Canoe

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Lars asked Ole, "Do ya know da difference between a Norvegian and a canoe?"

"No, I don't," said Ole.

"A canoe will sometimes tip," explained Lars.

Truisms

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- Always give 100% at work - 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday

- For Sale - Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.

- One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.

- Failure is not an option! It comes bundled with the software.

- I want to die while asleep like my Grandfather, not ...Read more

Things You'll Never Hear In A Western Movie

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"I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!"

"Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."

"Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys room."

"Let's see... hardtack and pemmican... that's three ...Read more

Teenage Driver

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I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son's driving and take advantage of it.

I got one of those bumper stickers that say, "How's my driving?" and put a 900 number on it.

"At 50 cents a call, I've been making $38 a week!"

Don Cheadle on Trump Inauguration on MLK Day, Evacuating During LA Fires & Scatting at 16 Years Old

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Don talks about Trump being inaugurated on MLK Day, evacuating during the fires, having to tell Anthony Anderson that he needs to evacuate, his new wrestling movie Unstoppable, and Jimmy shows an amazing old clip of Don scatting at sixteen years old.

Stephanie Hsu - “Laid” & Working With Ronny | The Daily Show

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Actor Stephanie Hsu sits down with Ronny Chieng to discuss her new Peacock series, “Laid.” She shares how Ali Wong’s advice pushed her to sign on for the dark rom-com, getting her big break in the “SpongeBob SquarePants” Broadway musical, and the importance of “Everything Everywhere All At Once.” Plus, Stephanie offers a behind-the...Read more

Steve Martin | Magic Tricks | The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour

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Steve Martin's first major television appearance on The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour in 1968.

The Smothers Brothers

The Smothers Brothers, Tom and Dick, are one of the most iconic comedy duos in the history of television. Tom and Dick began performing as a duo in the late 1950s, playing in coffeehouses and clubs in San Francisco. Their act ...Read more

Rodney Dangerfield Has Jackie Gleason Bursting Out in Laughter (1970)

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Rodney Dangerfield was one of the final guests on The Jackie Gleason Show, which had ran in various forms from 1952 to 1970. After a quick chat, Jackie gave the stage to Rodney to perform some of his classic stand-up. Originally aired February 7, 1970.

Christian Slater Learned His Glass Menagerie Role in Eight Days, Talks Working with Live Sheep

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Christian Slater talks about performing in his first theater show with Dick Van Dyke, working with actual sheep in the Radio City Christmas Spectacular and Curse of the Starving Class and learning his role for The Glass Menagerie in eight days.

Sarah Silverman's Tampon Art Made a Lasting Impact at SNL | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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Sarah Silverman talks about becoming a homeowner, joining the Saturday Night Live cast at age 22 and turning her book The Bedwetter into a musical.

Jon Stewart on Trump’s Inauguration and Elon Musk's Nazi Salute | The Daily Show

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Jon Stewart unravels the absurd "weave" that was Trump's Inauguration Day, from Joe Biden's buzzer-beater pardons to the tech billionaire VIPs in attendance to the new president's passive-aggressive transfer of power. Plus, the Best F**kin News Team has full coverage on day one of the second Trump era.

Jimmy Kimmel & Tim Tebow on Guillermo’s Game-Changing Call - Sponsored by AT&T

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Jimmy and Tim Tebow have thoughts about Guillermo’s game-changing call.

David Alan Grier Marched with Martin Luther King Jr. in Exchange for an Ice Cream Cone (Extended)

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David Alan Grier talks about his experience marching with Martin Luther King Jr. when he was 7 years old, what he loves most about playing a doctor in St. Denis Medical and working with Denzel Washington on A Soldier's Story.

What Happens When Zombies Are Racist | Key & Peele

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Running to safety is a lot easier when the zombies want nothing to do with you.

Biden's Shock Pardons | Did Trump Save TikTok? | Snoop Dogg Plays The Crypto Ball - More Monologue

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Stephen's Monday monologue continues with a look at last-minute pardons issued by President Biden, America's awkward 14 hours without TikTok, and rap legend Snoop Dogg's decision to perform at a party celebrating President Trump's inauguration.

Super Cafe - I Have A Dog Now

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Krypto has joined the Super Cafe after the latest Superman Trailer while the Batman is too busy to join the DCU.

Tomatoes

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A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden. "I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato," said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging on the vine.

"No," said the farmer, "I get a dime for a tomato like that one."

The small boy pointed to a smaller green one, "Will you take two pennies ...Read more

Airline Rage

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As a guy takes his seat on an airplane, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped in next to him. After taking off, the flight attendant comes around to serve the passengers on the plane. The guy asks the flight attendant for a coffee and the parrot squawks: "And get ME a coke...NOW!"

The flight attendant, flustered by the parrot's attitude, ...Read more

Mike is Dead

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Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!"

"Whoah, what the happened to him?"

"Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying ...Read more

 

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