Fairest Tax

Jokes / April 14, 2025

At a business conference in Montpelier, Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the audience which sort of taxation they found fairest. There was a pause, and then a white-haired man in the back raised his hand. "The ...Read More

Cat Dictionary

Jokes / April 14, 2025

-- Aquarium: interactive television for cats.

-- Cataclysm: any great upheaval in a cat's life.

-- Catatonic: a feline medicinal drink.

-- Caterpillar: a soft scratching post for a cat.

-- Cat Scan: to look for a new ...Read More

Shopping for Men

Jokes / April 14, 2025

Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems.

Rule #1: When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I ...Read More

Sports Quote

Jokes / April 14, 2025

No one ever says: "It's only a game," when their team is winning.

Did You Hear?

Jokes / April 14, 2025

Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?

He set a new lap record.

Steve Martin | Magic Tricks | The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour

Jokes / April 13, 2025

Steve Martin's first major television appearance on The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour in 1968.