Wisdom, from Seniors...
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-- The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
-- The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.
-- The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
-- Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!
-- I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day!
-- I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
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