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Jokes

Hospital Sign

on Mar 9, 2024

Published in Jokes

A hospital posted a notice in the nurses' mess saying:

"Remember, the first five minutes of a human being's life are the most dangerous."

Underneath, a nurse had written:

"The last five are pretty risky, too."

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