Animal Truisms

Jokes / April 08, 2025

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play ...Read More

Climb the Ladder

Jokes / April 08, 2025

The other night I dreamed that I had died and gone to Heaven. At the Pearly Gates I was met by Saint Peter who told me if I wanted to enter the gates of Heaven I must climb that ladder one rung at a time. On each rung I ...Read More

Two Nerds

Jokes / April 08, 2025

Two rather nerdy engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a ...Read More

Cartoon Hooligans: What If Superman Was Adopted By The Waynes

Jokes / April 08, 2025

Ever imagine what would happen if Superman took Batman's place as the son of the Wayne family?

Chess Playing Dog

Jokes / April 08, 2025

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

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Craig David Offers To Sing At Jill Scott's Wedding Day | The Jonathan Ross Show

Jokes / April 07, 2025

When Craig David finds out Jill Scott is engaged, he doesn’t hesitate to offer his vocals for her big day.