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Parole Board

on Oct 3, 2014

Published in Jokes

The Bureau of prisons just announced the release of a serial bank robber who had looted over 30 banks before his capture.

The parole board says he is completely rehabilitated and has found employment at his home in Prague.

Yes, that is correct...

They were able to right a bad czech.

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