History's Hysterical
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What's black and white all over and difficult?
An exam paper!
Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did they get to the mile?
What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
Floodlights!
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