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Jokes

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on Sep 13, 2017

Published in Jokes

"It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They are in front of you in the express lane at the supermarket." --June Henderson

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"I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone." --Elayne Boosler

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"Late night TV is very educational. It teaches you that you should have gone to bed earlier." --James Dent

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