Top Ten Excuses Of The Burger King Employee Who Stood In The Lettuce
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10."Someone was already standing in the pickles"
9."It seemed inappropriate to squat in the lettuce"
8."Was attempting to make four Whoppers at once"
7."Couldn't find a stepladder"
6."I'm trying to cut back on standing in carbs"
5."Sometimes, to relax, I pretend I'm a crouton"
4."It's the best way to get salad dressing off your shoes"
3."Had to cool my feet after standing in the deep fryer"
2."Someone needed to show the lettuce who's boss"
1."Hey, don't judge me till you've walked a mile in my lettuce"
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