That's so Wizard!
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What's the first thing that a wizard does in the morning?
He wakes up!
What do you call a wizard who's black and blue all over?
Bruce!
Why do witches wear pointy black hats?
To keep their heads warm!
What did the wizard say to his witch girlfriend?
Hello gore-juice!
What do you get if you cross a river with an inflatable wizard?
To the other side!
What do wizards stop for on the motorway?
Witchhikers!
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a wizard?
Tyrannosaurus hex!
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