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The Sound Of Science: Hangover Resistance | Squirrelbot | Treating Lower Back Pain
Science lover Stephen Colbert examines the latest scientific developments in his science-focused segment.

Bill Murray - “The Friend” & a Legendary Career of Living in the Moment | The Daily Show
Bill Murray sits down with Ronny Chieng to discuss his latest film, “The Friend,” as well as his legendary career in TV and film. Murray talks about his philosophy of trying to stay in the moment, why he moved to France with his family after starring in a string of comedy blockbusters like “Ghostbusters,” his pivot to working with ...Read more

Michael B. Jordan and Ryan Coogler Talk Creating Black Panther and Reuniting for Fifth Film, Sinners
Michael B. Jordan and Ryan Coogler talk about teaming up again for their fifth film together, Sinners, being able to anticipate the others' needs on set and pitching each other different projects.

March Madness Picks! Roy Gives Relationship Advice! Roy's New Outro! | Have I Got Q's For You
It's Have I Got Q's For You! Roy answers the audience's questions from the past few episodes in Season 2! They cover relationship advice, how to stay positive while the world burns, night out in NYC ideas, and Obama's March Madness Picks.

Pierce Brosnan Opens up About the James Bond Franchise | The Jonathan Ross Show
Pierce Brosnan reflects on his time as James Bond, shares his thoughts on the iconic franchise, and reveals what it really meant to step into 007’s shoes.
Damp Towel
One day a child at my four-year-old's preschool class told her classmates that she needed a 'damp towel.'
Some of the other kids thought she said a naughty word and told on her.
The teacher stepped in to explain, "If your mommy asked you to bring her a damp towel, what does she want?"
A little girl blurted out, "She means she wants that...Read more
Geography Class
Teacher: What is the axis of the earth?
Student: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the earth revolves.
Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?
Student: Yes, Sir.
Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?
Student: Imaginary clothes, Sir.
For The Kids...
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
What has two legs and flies?
A pig!
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?
A cow that can milk itself!
Successful Marriage
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."
For The Kids...
Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!
Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?
A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!
Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
A: Wire haired terriers!!
Q: What kind of dog does a vampire prefer?
A: Any kind of bloodhound!
Q: What kind of dog sniffs out new...Read more
Definitions for Parents
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when a baby doesn't appreciate the mashed carrots.
HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
PRENATAL: When your life was still somewhat your own.
PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes.
STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it ...Read more
It Doesn't Surprise Me That There is a...
- Rudeville, New Jersey
- Boring, Oregon
- Hell, Michigan
- Hooker, California
- Virgin, Utah
- Dulls Corner, Maryland
- Bowlegs, Oklahoma
- Volcano, Hawaii
- Beersville, Pennsylvania
- Fleatown, Ohio
- Burnt Corn, Alabama
- Two Guns, Arizona
- Toad Suck, Arkansas
Turn Off the Lights
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would suddenly turn off. Each time the lights went out, the place would erupt into a loud cheer. However, when the patrons saw the nun walk in, the room went dead silent.
She walked ...Read more
The Rude Customer
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of ...Read more
A Visit from Grandmother
A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering, her voice begins warbling, her hands float up above the table, and she begins moaning.
Eventually, a coherent voice emanates, saying, "Granddaughter? Are you there?"
The customer, wide-eyed and on the edge of her ...Read more

Margot Robbie Tattooed A Member Of Production & More Crazy Ink Stories | The Graham Norton Show
Watch Hollywood's finest show off their most meaningful (and sometimes most regrettable) tattoos! This compilation will have you thinking twice before your next trip to the parlour!

Britt Lower Plays the Severance Theme Song on Trumpet; Talks Smoothie Mishap While Filming Season 2
Britt Lower talks about playing in the marching band in high school and accidentally eating a silica gel packet while filming the outdoor scenes in Season 2 of Severance before playing the show's theme song on the trumpet.

Steve Martin Checks His Messages During the Show | Carson Tonight Show
Original Airdate: October 28th, 1976

Pierce Brosnan Opens up About the James Bond Franchise | The Jonathan Ross Show
Pierce Brosnan reflects on his time as James Bond, shares his thoughts on the iconic franchise, and reveals what it really meant to step into 007’s shoes.

The Hilarious Don Rickles | The Dick Cavett Show
Dick Cavett is joined by comedian Don Rickles. Date aired – 13th April 1972