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"I have been to the endodontist and the periodontist (and had dinner with my cousin, an orthodontist)," a reader wrote me a while back. "So why am I going to a dentist and not a dontist?"

And why am I thinking of a bad poem?

I once had a dentist named Don.

My orthodontist was Denny.

When Don had done drilling and Denny his billing,

No ...Read more

'Twas twenty two four, and all through the nation,

The buzzwords were flying, to much consternation.

With "disinformation" and "narratives" false,

Our "journeys" diverged amid verbal assaults.

Kamala served "word salad," Trump did "the weave,"

Which of these two were we s'posed to believe?

The "trad wives" and "MAGAs" all frolicked like ...Read more

We celebrate Noah Webster as a founding father of American English because his 1828 dictionary was the first to include words, meanings and spellings that were unique to the United States. But another 19th-century American was Webster's equal as a linguistic pioneer: Mark Twain.

As his biographer Ron Powers has observed, Twain was a "...Read more

There's no place like tome for the holidays! These new books will delight the word lovers on your shopping list and you as well.

Start the new year right with "The Grammar Daily -- 365 Quick Tips for Successful Writing" (St. Martin's Griffin, $19) by Mignon Fogarty, creator of the popular Grammar Girl podcast. This tip-of-the-day book, ...Read more

Why is a clam happy? Why is someone who stops drinking alcohol said to be "on the wagon"? Why do people "go to pot"?

We use "old saws" like this every day, but rarely do we "pull out all the stops" to uncover their origins.

The key to "happy as a clam" can be found in the original form of this expression -- "happy as a clam at high tide." ...Read more

With the help of Tom Dalzell's deliciously wicked book "The Slang of Sin" (Merriam Webster, $20), let's smoke out the origins of slang terms for marijuana.

"Reefer" first appeared in the popular song "Reefer Man," recorded by Don Redman in 1931. Some say "reefer" is an Anglicized version of the Spanish "grifa," a Mexican slang word for ...Read more

The mail carrier was juggling a passel of parcels.

In a way, that sentence is redundant. For "passel" is a shortening of "parcel." In fact, "passel" is one of a whole passel of English words formed by dropping the "r" from an existing word.

Today, we think of "parcel" as a package or a piece of something, such as land. But an older meaning ...Read more

You've probably heard the joke about a Southerner visiting Harvard for the first time. When he asks a professor, "Can y'all tell me where the library's at?" the snobby scholar sniffs, "At Hahvahd, we refrain from concluding our sentences with prepositions."

"Well, then," replies the Dixie dweller, "can you tell me where the library's at, ...Read more

It's the season of Halloween, so this column is going straight to the "devil."

Even though "devil" seems to contain the word "evil," the two words are unrelated. "Evil" descends from the Old English "yfel." By contrast, "devil," which first appeared in English during the 1100s, is derived from the Greek "diabolos" (slanderer, accuser).

When ...Read more

What in tarnation is the origin of "tarnation"?

You might be surprised to learn that "tarnation" is a variant of "eternal." During the 1600s, one meaning of "eternal" was "damned" or "infernal." In Shakespeare's "Othello," for instance, the character Emilia refers to an "eternal villain."

A century later, people started dropping the "e" from...Read more

They lurk like menacing demons on the fringes of our linguistic campfire. Watching and scowling from the dark woods, they wait for their chance to leap into our vocabularies.

Yes, folks, they're the nonwords -- those diabolical distortions and deviations that occasionally defile our mouths and pens.

Their satanic leader is "irregardless," a ...Read more

Today, some feedback on recent columns...

In a July offering on early American speech, I blithely wrote that colonial travelers reported a surprising uniformity in American language. Bob Chapman of Newington, Connecticut, wrote to challenge that generalization, citing persuasive evidence from a 1998 biography of lexicographer Noah Webster by ...Read more

Q: What's the deal with people using "flounder" when they really mean "founder"? Has it become such a common misuse that it's now acceptable? -- Sandra Duncan, San Jose, California

A: I'm not gonna flounder or founder here. The answer to your question is an unwavering and unsinkable "No!"

"Flounder" means "to struggle, to thrash about wildly...Read more