WAUBAUSHENE, Ontario — When I arrived at Quiet Waters Sailboats on Georgian Bay from Detroit, owner Rick and I met each other with exclamations.

“Man, you poor guys are paying $6 a gallon for premium gas!” I blurted.

“Man, that Jeep Grand Wagoneer is the biggest thing I’ve ever seen!” Rick said.

I had just filled up the Grand’s 30.5-gallon fuel tank (91 octane recommended) at a cost of $2.05 Canadian per liter — a total of $183 American. Ouch. But Jeep’s mega-ute was the perfect mule to deliver a Precision sailboat from Quiet Waters to a friend’s boat club in Charlevoix, Michigan.

The Jeep’s massive tanks and corresponding 610-mile range could complete the 447-mile trip across the top of remote Georgian Bay’s wilderness without stopping for gas. Its 9,450-pound towing capacity could easily shoulder the boat-and-trailer’s 1,350 pounds and high aerodynamic drag. And the Jeep’s palatial interior could easily swallow the boat’s accessories while comfortably hosting me (and passengers, if necessary) for 7.5 hours.

I opened the Grand Wagoneer’s automatic hatchback and dropped the third-row bench seat. Then Rick fed the 9.5-foot-long boom into the interior. And fed, and fed.

“Wow, we can get the entire boom through this thing with room to spare,” said Rick as the boom slithered between the second-row captain’s chairs, coming to rest on the back of the front center console. “I think we can get everything in the Jeep and nothing will be rattling around in the boat for your trip.”

Can’t say that about a pickup.

Pickups move the world, but even the longest-available eight-foot box on Rick’s Chevy Silverado pickup couldn’t fit the Precision’s boom without dropping the gate and sticking a red flag on it. Detroit automakers figured out years ago that they could take the rugged ladder-frame chassis of their trucks, bolt on a SUV top hat and offer customers pickup-like capabilities with the convenience of a sheltered cargo bay and three-row family comfort.

The Jeep Wagoneer and my (more luxurious) Grand Wagoneer tester were late arrivals to this universe, following hugely successful fleets of Chevy Tahoe/Suburbans, GMC Yukons, Ford Expeditions and Lincoln Navigators. Like its luxury peers from Lincoln and GMC Denali, Grand Wagoneer is posh, available in a long version, and can quickly eclipse 100 grand.

My $120K Jeep was loaded to the gunwales with the latest tech and features. That’s a lot of coin, but if the bank repossesses your house, you can just move into The Grand. Standard features include trip essentials like tow hook, adaptive cruise control, blind-spot assist and wireless Apple CarPlay and Android Auto. Google and I talked a lot.

Hey, Google, navigate to Waubaushene, Ontario.

Without missing a beat, or stumbling over my West Virginia accent, she mapped the way. If you’re a frequent road-tripper (guilty), I recommend the L for its added cargo room behind the roomy third row. The base all-wheel-drive Wagoneer L starts at $75K.

We loaded the boat’s outboard motor, sails and rudder into the back of the Grand — plus my suitcase, tennis bag and computer case with room to spare. So ginormous is the Jeep that I could have added my family of four and their luggage.

I was on my way — land yacht trailering sailboat.

As government regulations force the elimination of new gas vehicle sales in the next few years, I am mindful of electric vehicle limitations on tow journeys. Halfway up Georgian Bay I tried an experiment.

Hey, Google. Find a gas station.

In the middle of Canada’s remote, pine ‘n’ rock wilderness, Google found four nearby.

Hey, Google. Find an electric charging station.

The closest result? Petoskey, Michigan, 356 miles away. Oh. If I were driving my Tesla Model 3 (or a Cybertruck), I could have accessed three Tesla Superchargers on my route. But towing’s weight and aerodynamic challenges also favor gas vehicles.

The Grand was a tow champ.

Though I could have made the trip on one tank of fuel, I navigated to one of the nearby service stations in the harbor town of Pointe au Baril off Route 400 North. Like Michigan with Marathon stations, Ontario’s lake-side highways are peppered with big Esso drive-thru service stations to accommodate truck and boat trailers. Just my luck, I chose a Shell station that seemed to date from the 1950s.

My loooong boat and trailer took up all three pumps — an inconvenience that would have caused a riot at an EV station, where vehicles need to charge for long periods. My mule quickly topped up on 5 gallons of gas (another $30 drained from my wallet). I popped into the station for a washroom (Canadians call restrooms “washrooms”) and was on my way in minutes.

Remarkably, that five gallons would take me 75 miles — and the full tank 455 miles — at 15 mpg. That’s just a 21% degradation off the Grand’s EPA-advertised 19 mpg. When I towed a similar Precision boat to Charlevoix from Detroit with a Ford Explorer Wilderness, mileage degraded by 65% (to 9.5 mpg of its advertised 21 mpg range. The Ford Lightning EV, meanwhile, suffers 70% range degradation when towing (as tested by my friends at TFL Truck).

I was hardly soft-pedaling the Jeep’s 510-horsepower, twin-turbo inline-6 cylinder Hurricane engine while pulling the tall boat up Georgian Bay’s tall grades at 75 mph — keeping pace with Canadians who (like Americans back in the bad ol’ days of the 55-mph speed limit decree) ignore their 60 mph speed limit.

Indeed, with its 500 pound-feet of torque and independent rear air suspension, the Jeep didn’t feel like a truck-based vehicle at all. More like a luxury Merc cruising the Autobahn.

Which is what the Grand is meant to be. Forget the rugged Wrangler brand halo, this Jeep is on par with the world’s finest luxe-mobiles. With four screens of digital information up front (including a head-up display and a passenger screen), three more in the second row and a camera monitoring the cabin, I might have been living in a New York penthouse.

The center console even had a fridge — keeping my favorite Snapples cool for the journey. I crossed the majestic Mackinac Bridge and arrived in Charlevoix at 8 p.m. feeling refreshed. I unhitched the boat, unloaded the accessories and had a late dinner. Piece of cake.

Next time, maybe I’ll deliver a boat across Saskatchewan.

Next week: 2024 Hyundai Sonata

2023 Jeep Grand Wagoneer

Vehicle type: Front-engine, rear- and-four-wheel-drive, six- or seven-passenger SUV

Powerplant: 3.0-liter twin-turbocharged, inline-6 cylinder

Transmission: eight-speed automatic

Price: $93,945 base, including $2,000 destination fee ($121,350 as tested)

Power: 510 horsepower, 500 pound-feet torque

Performance: 0-60 mph, 4.7 seconds (Car and Driver); towing capacity: 9,450 pounds

Weight: 6,704 pounds (as tested)

Fuel economy: EPA est. 14 city/19 highway/16 combined (14.7 mpg observed on towing trip)

Report card

Highs: Luxe ride, luxe interior; impressive towing range

Lows: May not fit in your garage; few can afford

Overall: 4 stars

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