How To Recover From That Horrific Presidential Debate
Google "open convention how works."
Eye cucumbers. ASMR videos of pleasant brunette women simulating eye exams with blue glowsticks. Miniature ice cream cones.
Google "third party candidates brain worms how bad".
Read the many fact-checks? About whether or not doctors can rip alive babies out of wombs and then murder them???
Google "therapists near me Aetna."
Approach nearby balls of hairbrush hair in the garbage can to gauge interest in candidacy.
Furrow.
Imagine a world in which Ron DeSantis debated Biden. Feel a cold rush of haunted air trickle down the arms. Add compelling new scene to "Nuclear Toads."
Remember, healing! Relax forehead! Drop shoulders! Smile!
Dysport, Xeomin, Juvederm.
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Stephanie Hayes is a columnist at the Tampa Bay Times in Florida. Follow her at @stephhayes on Twitter or @stephrhayes on Instagram.
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