New Exercise Philosophy

Jokes / November 30, 2024

Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should do it daily but my body doesn't want me to do too much, so I have worked out this program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.You are ...Read More

Michael Narciso Teaches Seth and Josh How to Make a Vegan Turkey from Scratch

Jokes / November 29, 2024

Chef Michael Narciso shows Seth and his brother Josh how make a vegan turkey for Thanksgiving while sipping on a detoxifying ginger turmeric tea.

Bonjour-Hi - SNL

Jokes / November 29, 2024

In this Cut for Time sketch, an American culture correspondent (Charli xcx) on a Canadian news program breaks down the state of American politics.

Blake Shelton Sings a Song We Wrote That He’s NEVER Seen Before

Jokes / November 29, 2024

We put Blake Shelton’s talent to the test by writing a song and putting the lyrics (which he has never seen before) on cue cards and having him sing it on the fly in “Wing It & Sing It!”

U.S. Deploys Socially Awkward Men Along Border To Deter Migrants | Onion News Network

Jokes / November 29, 2024

The White House issued a new executive order aiming to deter migrants by stationing hundreds of socially awkward men at the southern border

Three's a Crowd

Jokes / November 29, 2024

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight...Read More